You've obviously worked in a lot of demon bars in your time - Fyarl mucus (on the rocks) - so they can get paralytic faster I presume?.

This ficlet is so atmospheric and the conversation is remarkable.

no one has ever made it out of there in one piece, but it turned out the bastard liked it. That just about finished me off - thank you for giving me a most amusing finale to what has been a wonderful launch day for the community.