Nice Cordelia voice - still very self-centred.

::Puts on Mod's hat::
Thanks for posting here and welcome to the community.

I just finished tagging this and adding it to the archives. It's not shippy (if it were, it would infringe the rules) and therefore you should remove all references to pairings. You could add character names to the title header if you wanted. Please also put the text behind a cut as it is longer than 100 words.