ext_5686 ([identity profile] ozma914.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] gen_storyteller2008-03-10 12:45 am

... And Cancel Slaying!

... And Cancel Slaying!
post-Chosen: Giles Discovers everyone wants to talk about the weather in Cleveland, but no one can do anything about it.
Rating: G
Once more I must both thank and extend condolances to [livejournal.com profile] vichan, whose stories of local events keep giving me plot bunnies. I can't help feeling I'm benefiting from her pain!






Giles paused in the middle of checking the morning report, and sent a quizzical look toward Dawn. “Why are we receiving Cleveland School closings? This is Chicago.”

“Read them,” she prompted.

He scanned the list. “East Chicago School for Girls, Cleveland Branch – but that’s our cover story for the operatives there.”

Dawn nodded brightly. “Yep, and they’re covered – they’re all covered. They had a storm in Ohio; everything’s snowed in.”

Giles bit back a question about why a private school of a dozen slayers even had to be on the school closing list – of course, they were trying to make the school disguise as solid as possible.

Of more concern was the image of vampires wading through snowdrifts, searching for stranded motorists. “But – Buffy canceled slaying? We can’t just cancel slaying! The forces of darkness thrive on –“ He paused, coming to a chart that showed a marked decrease in demonic activity. “I don’t understand. She reported just last week that the Hellmouth was opening.”

“Pothole. They do things big over there – even vampires know to stay inside when bad weather hits Cleveland!”

“Did Xander concur with this?”

“He said, and I quote, ‘Yay!’”

“Well, of course he did.”
deird1: Fred looking pretty and thoughful (Default)

[personal profile] deird1 2008-03-10 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Heehee! Lovely!

Clicked on this purely because of the title... and it was worth it...
gillo: (mayhem)

[personal profile] gillo 2008-03-10 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
You are making me feel really sorry for the people of Cleveland. After all, they don't know they have Slayers on their side. Has the snowstorm filled up the giant hole I wonder?

Very neat little drabble with a deft touch of Gilespeak.

[identity profile] petzipellepingo.livejournal.com 2008-03-10 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
Hee!

[identity profile] zanthinegirl.livejournal.com 2008-03-10 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee!

From Seattle, where it was 65 and sunny yesterday...

[identity profile] zanthinegirl.livejournal.com 2008-03-11 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
It's 48 and pouring at the moment. That'll teach me to gloat!
gillo: (hellmoth)

[personal profile] gillo 2008-03-11 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I tend to agree with that view.

Cleveland's in the news for all the wrong reasons of late isn't it? It really has to be a hellmouth.
gillo: (hee)

[personal profile] gillo 2008-03-12 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
They had Joss. What more do they want?

They really should capitalise on it witha Hellmouth Theme Park.
gillo: (Another fine mess)

Re: HellmouthLand

[personal profile] gillo 2008-03-13 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Not to mention a greenskin cabaret and a sewer tour.
gillo: (snark)

Re: HellmouthLand

[personal profile] gillo 2008-03-13 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
That man gets everywhere. You'd think he invented it or something!