Since ruuger pointed out the lack of Willy the Snitch fic, I thought I'd post this piece of silliness.

Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Title: And Ever Three Parts Coward
Timeline: Missing scene from "The Gift"
Rating: PG-13
Length: 800 words, give or take.
Summary: With mere hours to go before the apocalypse, Ben is unable to make up his mind about what to do. He decides to have a cold one while he thinks it over. Clem wisely bows out, Willy makes a perfectly reasonable suggestion, and bad Shakespearean dialogue follows.
Disclaimer: Joss owns the characters. Will the Thrill AKA Bardmaster S wrote some of the dialogue (the good bits) but he's been dead for 390 years so I don't think he'll mind. Also, there's a reference to Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. Whatever is left is my fault.

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