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Title: Canaries in a Coalmine
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, post-series
Rating: PG13
Word count: ~1900
Characters/Pairing: Dawn, Faith
Author's Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] spook_me and the prompt "Disease"
Summary: They probably expected the apocalypse to look a lot different. "Probably" since, well, nobody's quite sure if they can trust their memories now that there seems to be worldwide amnesia pandemic. Trying to keep their heads cool while everyone around is losing theirs, Dawn and Faith take some of the last Slayers on a roadtrip trying to find a cure.

She's spent so much time trying to pinpoint where it started that she's not even sure of what it is she's not sure of, what's memories and what's just things they've repeated enough times. Memories aren't supposed to be perfect, she keeps thinking. People forget stuff every day. How do you know when you start forgetting things for real? Buffy was always absent-minded, was Dawn supposed to notice when the whatchamacallems got more frequent? If they'd noticed earlier, could they have done anything differently, could they have -

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Two recent genfics with some things in common but rather different results:

Title: All In A Day's Work
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Fandom: Buffy/Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots
Rating: PG13
Word count: ~850
Warnings/Notes: Poking fun at national stereotypes.
Characters/Pairing: Buffy, Xander, Yoshimi
Summary: To be fair, Buffy wasn't entirely sure how she was supposed to stop a giant robot about to attack Tokyo. But still, being told someone else would handle it felt a bit weird.
A crossover with the Flaming Lips song "Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots, Part 1" (lyrics). You don't need to be familiar with the song to read it, though a certain awareness of Japanese monster movies helps.

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Title: The Pieces That Prevailed
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Fandom: Buffy, mid-season 7
Rating: PG13
Word count: ~1200
Characters/Pairing: Willow, Xander, Giles, Buffy; nods to Willow/Tara and Willow/Jenny
Summary: As logic stands, you couldn’t meet yourself from the future. But logic broke and Willow bumped into her high school self on Main Street. Then what?

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Title: Telling Porkies
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Fandom: Buffy, season 2
Rating: PG13
Word count: ~3,500
Characters: Dawn, Mr Gordo, Buffy, Joyce, Spike, Angelus
Summary: A different angle on "Becoming". Buffy thinks she has problems with Angel turning evil? Well, boo hoo. Dawn has to deal with a possessed stuffed pig trying to raise an army to end the world. Can she stop Mr Gordo in time?
Written for [livejournal.com profile] letsgetitdone 2013.

OK, this was ridiculous. Dawn was eleven and a half, she was a big girl, she knew perfectly well that stuffed toys weren't alive. Only little kids believed in monsters in the closet. And only really weird little kids believed in evil, demonic, fluffy pigs in the closet. Still, best to make sure.

Read it on: LJ / DW / AO3
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Title: Total Perspective Vortex
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Fandom: Buffy, post-season 6
Rating: PG13
Word count: ~1100
Characters/Pairing: Willow, Miss Harkness (mentioned in "Lessons")
Summary: Willow in England, post-"Grave". It's one thing to have people tell you everything's connected. It's another to feel it.
Written for [livejournal.com profile] spook_me and the prompt "Shapeshifter" and this image.

It (whatever "it" is) rains a lot in England. It probably has to, with all those lakes. She learned about the water cycle in science class: evaporation, condensation, trepidation, precipitation, etc. It's perfectly natural, but still hard not to find weird after growing up in a desert. Something inside Willow is insisting against better knowledge that things should stay where they are, what they are. Water in the sea, clouds in the sky, plants on the ground, alive people alive and ... all that stuff.

LJ DW AO3
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Title: The Return of the Son of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Fandom/timeline: Buffy, s3: "Amends". Except Dawn is in it.
Word Count: ~8500 in 5 chapters
Characters: Buffy, Faith, ensemble; references to canon pairings.
Disclaimer:: The characters belong to Joss, yada yada. Also, apologies to Bill Watterson.
Warnings: ***Non-sexual use of "unclean" bodily fluids; violence; irreverence; silliness; national stereotyping; re-gifting; grand theft toboggan; snow.***
Summary: It's Christmas in Sunnydale, Angel has been talked down from the hill and awww, isn't all that snow pretty. That can't be a bad thing, can it? I mean, this is Sunnydale, where the supernatural is always helpful and it's not like magical snow instantly covering the entire town could possibly herald the arrival of... FLESH-EATING ZOMBIE SNOWMEN?!?

Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale, they say
He was made of snow
But the children know
How he came to life one day.


Chapter 1: It Came Upon A Morning Clear
Chapter 2: Stalkin' In A Winter Wonderland
Chapter 3: Now I Have A Machine Gun, Ho Ho Ho
Chapter 4: Christmas Number One
Chapter 5 and epilogue: A Slayin' Song Tonight
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Title: The Ghost Who Walks
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~1400
Fandom: Buffyverse
Characters: Buffy, Dana
Warning: General angst. Mystical mental illness. Mention of character death.
Summary: Way post-series (2040-ish). Buffy pays her semi-annual visit to one they could never save.

"Hi. How are things?" Buffy's learned to avoid certain words and phrases, be careful with others. Stick to the passive tense and avoid pronouns as much as possible; there are days when they get switched around in here.

"Same," Dana replies. "You died."
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Title: I Can Drive 55
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 500
Characters: Buffy, Faith
Summary: Post-"Chosen". Buffy and Faith have a chat on the last bus out of Sunnydale. They changed the world. They can do anything, go anywhere... well, that's the theory, at least.

"Wouldn't want to wrap your new army around a telephone pole or something."


Title: Dealing With It
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 400
Warning: Character (un)death
Summary: For [livejournal.com profile] zombie_fest and [livejournal.com profile] strina's prompt: Buffy, Xander, "How many freaking kinds of zombies ARE there?" Post-series.

"We're looking specifically for zombies that don't turn you into one of them if you... if you..."


Title: Spartan
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 300
Characters/Pairing: Eve (the potential, not the Angel character)
Warning: Canon events.
Summary: Season 7. Eve came looking for a Slayer; she was 4 years and a few hours too late.

SLAYERS RULE. It looked a couple of years old, but it was in ink and clearly they didn't bother repainting the walls here very often.
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Title: Trail Of The Pbuffalo
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 760
Characters: Dawn, Faith, Vi, Rona, Giles
Summary: Just a small interlude from the everyday life of a couple of monster fighters. As the new Slayers start to get more slayage experience, it's time to fill them in on some crucial but little-known history concerning Slayers, demons, certain urban legends, and just how the hell the Council made its fortune.

"Huh?" Faith mentally rewound the conversation, then grinned, leaned into Vi's personal space and looked at her seat. "Oh, yeah. Definitely a four-skin job."
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Title: Why Are You Wearing That Stupid Human Suit? Five Halloween Costumes
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 1100 (100+100+100+300+500, that spells M-O-O-N)
Characters: Faith, Fred, Snyder, Wood, Lindsey
Disclaimer: Joss is a nummy treat.
Summary: Five times five people got dressed up. Or didn't.

"Creatures of the night shy away from Halloween. They find it all much too crass." (Rupert Giles)
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Forgot to post this here.

Title: Testament
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~5000
Fandom: Buffyverse,
Characters: Mostly Faith, Giles and Wesley; reference to canon Buffy/Spike.
Disclaimer: The usual stuff about Joss, money, characters, blood, large bowls of porridge, rightful claim to throne, etc.
Summary: The Angel gang's last stand didn't go unnoticed among those who used to know them, especially given their last communications on the eve of the battle. Two letters and a phone call start a chain reaction that force the survivors to re-evaluate their situation.

Fic started in 2005, revised and finished in 2008 for the [livejournal.com profile] lynnevitational.

"Before we talk of any repentance, try walking in my shoes; you'll stumble in my footsteps." (Depeche Mode)
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Title: You're Already Caught
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 632
Warning: Character: DEATH
Fandom: Buffy/Discworld
Summary: Missing scene from "Chosen". One of Buffy's old nemeses tries to interfere with the Slayer spell, but you know how karma's a bitch...? Or, well, a rat in Amy's case.

Death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
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Since [livejournal.com profile] ruuger pointed out the lack of Willy the Snitch fic, I thought I'd post this piece of silliness.

Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Title: And Ever Three Parts Coward
Timeline: Missing scene from "The Gift"
Rating: PG-13
Length: 800 words, give or take.
Summary: With mere hours to go before the apocalypse, Ben is unable to make up his mind about what to do. He decides to have a cold one while he thinks it over. Clem wisely bows out, Willy makes a perfectly reasonable suggestion, and bad Shakespearean dialogue follows.
Disclaimer: Joss owns the characters. Will the Thrill AKA Bardmaster S wrote some of the dialogue (the good bits) but he's been dead for 390 years so I don't think he'll mind. Also, there's a reference to Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. Whatever is left is my fault.

We're actors! We're the opposite of people! )
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Title: Looking Just Like A Ghost
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~2500
Warning: Character death, slight blasphemy.
Pairing: Mentions of Angelus/Darla, Angel/Buffy.
Disclaimer: These characters are the property of Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy etc. If Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale, I wouldn't have made any money off fanfic about her. (I still don't.)
Summary: Wishverse backstory: When Buffy doesn't show up, Angel has to try and stop The Harvest all by himself. But he's alone, and he's about to run into some people who know him very well.

Written (somewhat late) for [livejournal.com profile] soundingsea's Freewheelin' Ficathon, and loosely inspired by Bob Dylan's "Highway 61 Revisited."

Don't be stupid. You can't fight these people. Get out of here.

S8 Ficlet

Jan. 6th, 2008 05:29 am
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OK, so I wrote non-cracky s8 fic. Go figure. Note the spoiler warning: this is based on one of the plot advancements in 8.10 and might not make much sense if you haven't read that issue yet.

Title: The Good Guys
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~580
Fandom: Buffy Season 8 - SPOILERS 8.10
Disclaimer: These characters are the property of Joss Whedon. I don't make any money off them.
Summary: Not every mission goes as planned.

"Not being bad is what separates us from the bad guys." (Buffy Summers, "Season 8" #8)

Manus: The Hand
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Title: Merry Christmas (I don't want to fight tonight)
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~700
Characters/Pairing: Buffy, Joyce, Hank
Disclaimer: All characters are the property of Joss Whedon and Mutant Enemy, and unless he gives them away for Christmas, he's the only one making money off them. The title belongs to the Ramones.
Summary: Christmas in the "Normal Again"-verse.

Christmas in the "Normal Again"-verse
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I *think* I've got another angsty Christmas ficlet coming up this year. I just need to find the time to finish it. In the meantime, there's this.

Title: Five Holidays Faith Won't Forget
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: R for cruelty to minors and implied past abuse
Word Count: 500
Characters: Faith, Dawn
Disclaimer: Joss owns these characters. I make no money. Well, OK, I do, but not for fanfic.

Five Holidays Faith Won't Forget )
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OK, here's a new one. (Technically, it's a rewrite of a very old one, but it'll be new to most people.)

Title: Nativity In Black
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~880
Characters/Pairing: Buffy, Willow
Timeline: Slight rewrite of "Bargaining"
Disclaimer: I'm so not Joss, that I'm not even Joss Stone.
Warning: It's halloween.
Summary: It just wasn't the same without her.

Follow me now, and you will not regret... )
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Here's a ficlet I wrote a while back, I don't think I posted it here. It seems to fit the halloween horror theme, I think... I'm trying to come up with something new as well.

Title: Of Whitehats, Redshirts and Yellowbellies
Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 700
Characters/Pairing (if any): Jesse, Willow, Xander
Warning: Character death

7 things that happened to Jesse McNally in the Wishverse )
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[livejournal.com profile] lusciousxander reminded me that I hadn't posted this here. Apologies if it's too shippy; it's mostly a character study, IMO.

Author: Beer Good ([livejournal.com profile] beer_good_foamy)
Title: Driving Away From Home
Characters: Xander, Tara
Timeline: Immediately after "Tabula Rasa"
Rating: PG-13
Length: 500 words exactly!
Summary: So Tara leaves Willow and she needs a ride back to campus. Xander's a gentleman, so he offers. But Xander is also Willow's best friend...
Disclaimer: Joss owns the characters. Joss has character. I have none.

Driving Away From Home )

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