Ficlet: And Would You Like a Broken Neck with That? (Spike)

[boy-named-susie.livejournal.com]

Title: And Would You Like a Broken Neck with That?
Summary: Spike really wants a Big Mac.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 215
Characters: Spike
A/N: Pre-series Spike. Set in 1988 when McDonalds was doing the McDonald's Menu Song Promotion. xlivvielockex and myself were discussing how songs could inspire fanfic. I jokingly mentioned the McDonald's Menu Song. She sorta dared me. This is the resulting crackfic!

Diclaimer: Obviously, the characters do not belong to me.

And Would You Like a Broken Neck with That?

Comments

[hesadevil.livejournal.com]

I distrusted Spike's food preference with spicy buffalo wings but the Big Mac just about seals it. No wonder the boy's tetchy - too much 'fast food' that isn't fast enough.

[boy-named-susie.livejournal.com]

Aww, I'll back him up on the buffalo wings (I'm a big fan myself) but the Big Mac, not so much. Thanks for the feedback.